Mystery Videogame Theater 3000

In the tradition of the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000, which made fun of cheesy movies with excellent witicism and observational humor, MVT3K is a site that aims to expose the strange, fascinating, horrifying, and hilarious side of some of worst, oddest, and fruitiest videogames known to man.

Join us as we inflict upon themselves painful side-scrollers like Last Action Hero, bizarre game concepts like Snacks’ N Jaxson, and torturous target-marketed trash like Barbie Super Model… nothing is sacred as the dynamic duo take on some of the scariest cartridges in the world - some so bad that they’ve been known to eat right through solid metal, like the acid in ALIENS… be afraid - be very afraid!!

There’s a special, warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you play a game that’s just really, really… bad. Kinda like you’re gonna throw up, or something worse. Here at MVT3K, we aim to cultivate that feeling, and amplify it exponentially if we can, so that our readers truly have what can be called a "visceral & honest reactionary experience" …if this sounds wonderful and amazing, it is - just try to control yourself.

The Official MVT3K Disclaimer

"We make no guarantees on your sanity, mental continuity, ability to see clearly, sobriety, or faith in god whilst experiencing our episodes… do not induce vomiting, do not view if pregnant, do not view if you have a heart condition, do not view if one of the following: Arnold Schwarzenneger, Snacks’N Jaxson, Conservative White Businessman, Bob Sagat, The Pope, Anyone with a Conscience, Barbie. Do not operate heavy machinery after viewing, do not swim for at least 20 hours, the white zone is for loading and unloading, do not give to small children, do not ingest, do not place near fire, do not listen to a word we say, Snacks’N Jaxson is a swank, sexy swinger… true, true… please hold all applause till elvis has left the building… thank you, good luck, & godspeed!"