Clip-Tart: Ask for it by Name

Clip-Tart is what happened when Gary Larson finally quit making The Far Side and I decided to mess around providing already inane clipart with captions.  Having the freehand artistic ability of a small bonobo (with the bonobo equivalent of multiple sclerosis), this was the ideal way for me to fill, or at least attempt to fill, the chasmal, painful hole he left in the world of single-frame comics when he finally called it quits. 

While I, sir, am no Gary Larson, I still find some of the clipart out there to be wholly amusing, all the moreso with a little contextualizing.  Thus began a series of transmutations, galvanizing innocuous clipart with highly unintended, even lewd, energies, much as Frankenstein did his monster.