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Archive for June, 2006

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - Art?

I like thought-provoking films, challenging films… anything by Lars Von Triers, Wong Kar Wai, or Kubrick will usually do the trick.  Unlike the typified American - however true that stereotype is - I embrace subtitles, vastly preferring speed-reading to witnessing asynchronous voice performances and compromised translations.
There’s some question, then, as to why I paid cash […]

Lyrics from the last decade or so whose authors should be cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc:

A brief list

djpretzel.com: Now with 90% less color and octuple the right angles!

djpretzel.com’s first and hopefully last redesign

Movie Review: The Omen (2006)

While 20th Century Fox were wise to release their Omen remake on 6/6/06, viewers could just as easily have stayed home and watched the 1976 original and seen essentially the same thing, minus the inept direction of John Moore, lackluster soundtrack by Marco Beltrami (which dilutes some of Goldsmith’s original themes into almost unrecognizable schlock), […]

They were BOTH poisoned…

…I’ve spent the past several years building up a tolerance to iocaine powder.